Wit & Wisdom quotes.

“Kindness and politeness are not overrated at all….
They’re under-used.” – Tommy Lee Jones.

“Courage is what it takes to stand up and speak…
Courage is also what it takes to sit down and listen.” – Winston
Churchill.

Classy Insults:

“They never open their mouths without subtracting from the sum of
human knowledge.” Thomas Brackett Reed.

“He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by
diligent hard work, he overcame them.” – James Reston (about
Richard Nixon)

“In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded
easily.” – Charles, Count Talleyrand.

“He loves nature in spite of what it did to him.” – Forrest Tucker.

“Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address
on it?” – Mark Twain.

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork.” – Mae
West.

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.”
– Oscar Wilde.

“He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts…
For support rather than illumination.” – Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” – Billy Wilder.

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Barry Blomkamp Nd. Bsc (UL)
Professional Public Speaker, Trainer and Corporate Entertainer,
Motivational speaker, Guest & Key note speaker, Seminar &
Conference speaker, Team Builder, Comedian, Master of Ceremonies,

For your Strategic Planning sessions, Management or Sales meetings,
Conferences and/or Seminars, Award functions, Year end parties,
Christmas parties,

Cape Town, South Africa.

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