4 Smart alec answers

SMART ALEC ANSWER 4

It was mealtime during a flight on a British Airways plane:

“Would you like dinner?” the flight attendant asked the man seated
in the front row.

“What are my choices?” the man asked.

“Yes or no,” she replied.

SMART ALEC ANSWER 3

A lady was picking through the frozen Chickens at an Spar store but
she couldn’t find one big enough for her family.

She asked a passing assistant, “Do these Chickens get any bigger?”

The assistant replied, “I’m afraid not, they’re dead.”

SMART ALEC ANSWER 2

The policeman got out of his car and the teenager he stopped for
speeding rolled down his window.

“I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the Cop said.

The kid replied, “Well I got here as fast as I could.”

When the policeman finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his
way without a ticket.

SMART ALEC ANSWER 1

A truck driver was driving along on a country road. A sign came up
that read ” Low Bridge Ahead.”

Before he realised it, the bridge was directly ahead and he got
stuck under it.

Cars were backed up for miles. Finally, a police car arrived.

The policeman got out of his car and walked to the truck’s cab and
said to the driver, “Got stuck, eh?”

The truck driver said, “No, I was delivering this bridge and ran
out of diesel!”

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