A Christmas story …..

A couple were Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve and the whole
place was heaving, packed with other last minute shoppers.

Walking through the shopping centre the surprised wife looked up
from a window display and noticed her husband was nowhere to be
seen. She knew they had lots still to do and she became very

She rummaged in her handbag and found her mobile phoned, then used
it to call her husband to ask him where he was.

The husband in a calm voice replied: “Darling, you remember the
jewellery shop we went into five years ago, where you fell in love
with that diamond necklace that we could not afford and I told you
that one day I would get it for you…?”

His wife’s eyes filled with tears of emotion, she began to cry
softly and stifling a sob she whispered:”Yes, I remember that
jewellery shop…”

“Well,” he said, “I’m in the pub next to it!”

(Poor girl. That’s cruel)

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Barry Blomkamp Nd. Bsc (UL)
Professional Public Speaker, Trainer and Corporate Entertainer,
Motivational speaker, Guest & Key note speaker, Seminar &
Conference speaker, Team Builder, Comedian, Master of Ceremonies,

For your Strategic Planning sessions, Management or Sales meetings,
Conferences and/or Seminars, Award functions, Year end parties,
Christmas parties,

Cape Town, South Africa.

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