Im reading a book on Anti-Gravity. Can’t put it down.
I am learning to use Sign Language. I find it handy.
A cannibal arrived late for dinner. The family gave him the cold
Have you tried to eat a clock? Its time consuming.
When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate.
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A.
The batteries were given out free of charge.
A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail.
A will is a dead giveaway.
With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress.
A boiled egg is hard to beat.
When you’ve seen one shopping Centre, you’ve seen a mall.
Police were called to a day care Center where a three-year-old
was resisting a rest.
Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off?
He’s all right now.
A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered.
He had a photographic memory that was never developed.
When she saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she’d dye.
Acupuncture is a jab well done. That’s the point of it.
Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end.
What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of its paws.
A comma is a pause at the end of its clause.
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