LAUGHTER AND MOTIVATION on pets.

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I
have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person
with pets.

Don’t accept your dog’s admiration as conclusive evidence you are
wonderful.

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should
relax and get used to the idea.

In order to keep a true perspective of one’s importance, everyone
should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore
him.

Puppy breath is the best smell ever.
There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your
face.

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Barry Blomkamp Nd. Bsc (UL)
Professional Public Speaker, Trainer and Corporate Entertainer,
Motivational speaker, Guest & Key note speaker, Seminar &
Conference speaker, Team Builder, Comedian, Master of Ceremonies,

For your Strategic Planning sessions, Management or Sales meetings,
Conferences and/or Seminars, Award functions, Year end parties,
Christmas parties,

Cape Town, South Africa.

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