Recently Charlie, my mate of many years standing, sent me the
following little rather appropriate joke….
Butch the Rooster.
Sarah was in the fertilized egg business. She had several
hundred young pullets and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs.
She kept records and any rooster not performing went into the
soup pot and to be replaced!
This was time consuming, so she bought some tiny bells and
attached them to her roosters. Each bell had a different tone,
so she could tell from a distance which rooster was performing.
Now, she could sit on the stoep and fill out an efficiency report
by just listening to the ringing of the bells.
Sarah’s favourite rooster, old Butch, was a very fine specimen
but, on this morning she noticed old Butch’s bell hadn’t rung at
all! When she went to investigate, she saw the other roosters
were busy chasing pullets, bells-a-ringing, but the pullets
hearing the roosters coming, would run for cover!
To Sarah’s amazement, old Butch had his bell in his beak, so it
couldn’t ring. He’d sneak up on a pullet, do his job, and walk
on to the next one!
Sarah was so proud of old Butch, she entered him in a Show and
he became an overnight sensation among the judges. Give that Man
The result was the judges not only awarded old Butch the “No Bell
Peace Prize” they also awarded him the “Pulletsurprise” as well!
Clearly old Butch was a politician in the making. Who else but
a politician could figure out how to win two of the most coveted
awards on our planet by being the best at sneaking up on the
unsuspecting populace and screwing them when they weren’t paying
Vote carefully in the next election. You can’t always hear the
( If you don’t Shaire this, you’re chicken!)
Blogger Barry: Hope you enjoyed my Yolk of the day! or is it
going to be Joke of the week???