Lekker Aphorisms…

* Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make her wag
her tail.

* If you don’t have a sense of humour, you probably don’t have any
sense at all.

* Safety belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

* A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.

* Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how
many people a company can operate without.

* Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone
else looks?

* There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.

* No one ever says “It’s only a game” when their team is winning.

* The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same
size bucket!

* Money can’t buy happiness — But somehow it’s more comfortable to
cry in a Porsche than in a Yaris.

* Always be yourself, because the people that matter don’t mind,
and the ones that mind, don’t matter!

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